Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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