it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

This is an anti-joke.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

Praise Paisley

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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