So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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What's white and gluey Glue

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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