One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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troll lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol.olo90ololol.o.ool.olololol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.o.o.lol.ol.ol.ol.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

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