Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

knock knock whos there? nobody

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

sky silverstein

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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