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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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