- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

why are balck people black because they are

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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