Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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Your girlfriend.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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