Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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