Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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