Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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