What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Jersey Shore.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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