- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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