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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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