- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

i had sex.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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