- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock!? . . No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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