Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What did john say to bob Hey bob

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

i have yougurt mit traktor

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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