Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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