Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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