- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What is 9+10? 19

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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