- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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