- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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