Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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