What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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This sentance contains three errers

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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