- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Your mother just died.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Racial Equality

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

How you know when dislextic

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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