- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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