- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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