- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Do the roar!

Your girlfriend.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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