- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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