Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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