- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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