An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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