What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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The FCC

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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