- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

poop.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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