- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Why did the black man die? He was shot

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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