What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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