- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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