Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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