- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Two baby seals walk into a club.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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