- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

A cat playing laser tag.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

why am I writing this...im bored

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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