- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

your face

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

Justin Beiber

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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