- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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