- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Will nearis is here! Get it

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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