Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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