Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Jordan is pregant

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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