what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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I'm Batman.

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