- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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