A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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