- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Whats green? The color green.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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