- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

The chicken crossed the road.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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