knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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Anti Joke

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