- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

no really what are ur names?

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Please don't shoot me

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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