Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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