Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Dwight Howard

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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