What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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Once upon a time a homeless man was walking down the street. He stopped suddenly and realized he didn't know how to read. So he walked to the library to find someone to teach him. A woman was sitting at one of the tables so the homeless man walked up to her and asked, "Can you teach me how to read?" The woman stared at the homeless man for a few moments. Then she replied to him saying, "Not until you take a bath." Realizing that he smelled awful and that his face was covered in dirt he nodded towards the woman and left to go find a shower house. The homeless man came upon a hotel and asked the receptionist, "Excuse me sir, may I take a shower here?" The receptionist gave the man a long hard look and said, "Not until you find a better set of clothes." The homeless man looked at himself and saw that his clothes were quite old and worn out so he left the hotel to find a clothing store. He finds a clothing store and asks an employee, "Sir, may I have a new shirt, pants, socks, shoes and a pair of underwear?" The employee quickly said in reply, "Not until you pay for them." The homeless man remembered that he indeed was poor and didn't have a penny to his name. So then he walks out of the store to go find a job and make some money. He happens across a storage facility moving many heavy boxes. He walks up to the supervisor and asks, "Pardon me sir, do you need any help with moving these boxes? If you can pay me a few dollars I will help you." The supervisor said to him, "Sure, start moving them to that unit in the corner there. So the homeless man worked until dusk, made $55 dollars, went back to the clothes store, bought new clothes, waked back to the hotel and took a shower, and finally walked over to the library where the woman was still sitting and learned how to read. He walked out of the library feeling accomplished and full of pride. Unfortunately he wasn't paying attention to where he was walking. He slipped on the curb into traffic and was hit by a car, dying on impact.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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