- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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