Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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Barack Obama.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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NEVER

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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