- Anti Joke

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

that wall over there ->

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage