My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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knock knock who's there? faith

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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