What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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penisvaginaorgasm

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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