- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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