What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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