- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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