Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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