A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

A baby seal walks into a club.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

This is an anti-joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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