What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

Guess What??? Ur Murr

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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