- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

So a bar walks into a man...

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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