- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Click here to end the world.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

All of these jokes are about white people

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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