- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

A man walks into a vagina

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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