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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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