- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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