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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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