- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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