Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

what's up? my penis.

EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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