- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

A blonde dies Lololol

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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