- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

what looks like a banana? a penis

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

homosexual rights to marriage

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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