- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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