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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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