- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

boobs!

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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