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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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