- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

I went to work today....

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

The Blonde walked into a wall.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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