- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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