A dog was barking at a tree

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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