- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

this website is a bad joke

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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