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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

France had one revolution

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

scraggle is in you pillow case

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

So a bar walks into a man...

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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