- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

why is this joke funny because your laughing

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??