- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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