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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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