a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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