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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

I will create more jobs for americans

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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