Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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knock knock come in !

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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