- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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