- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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