- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

knock knock who's there ?

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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