What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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