what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How old are you? 7

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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