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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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