How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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10inch nice

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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Jordan is pregant

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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