- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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