You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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how man

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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