- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

whats brown and sticky a stick

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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