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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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