what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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I'm so punny.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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Anti Joke

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