- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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