Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Who is it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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