Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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