Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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The global news

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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