- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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