-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

hi charles lattuca III

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Sloths

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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