- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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