- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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