Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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Tony Romo

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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