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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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