What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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