- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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