- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Urban ghettos

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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