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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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