- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

you dint have to be a jew matt

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hey guys im gay

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?